face-spirational

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.

"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"

by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

thick face

Shameless, no social etiquette

1. Ella just filled her to go box before others have had a chance to get their first serving. What a thick face!
2. Ella just stuck her fork in my food and took it while asking ‘can I try some? Thick-faced bitch!

by Hangm! September 3, 2020

sperm-a-face

the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids

The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 7, 2009

gin-faced

when you drink a large amount of gin, bombay sapphire if you're a respectable bloke, and suddenly your face feels like its 100 lbs and you act crazy

Steve: Damn, Max was totally gin-faced last weekend off that Bombay

Tom: Hey man, shit happens when youre gin-faced.

Steve: Ain't that the truth.

by taylorgangwiz412 June 17, 2012

Doss Face

Doss Face:

A person who has not got a job and always asks to borrow money but takes ages to pay it back because they don't have a job

Person 1: I will pay you back ASAP

Person 2: Haha yeah you will take ages to pay me back you Doss Face

by Chris Smurf June 28, 2010

Shrug face

The face you send to someone when you don't know or don't give a damn. Consists of 11 characters; some of them are Japanese.

When unsure:
Person 1: Where are my keys?
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (shrug face)

When being rude:
Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me!
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: Rude.

by Atlas02 March 21, 2018