colossal oof

When something has surpassed being even a major oof.

An oof so big we never thought it would happen.

Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.

by Robot ninja party November 23, 2019

Oof maloof

An oof to powerful to handle with an oof itself, therefore transfering some of the power to the maloof

Wife: Im getting a divorce
Husband: Oof maloof

by Ripeggseggseggstentacle November 28, 2018

ow oof

the sound you make when you drink bone hurting juice

-drinks bone hurting juice-

“ow oof my bones owww”

by ppdestroyer49 March 13, 2019

oof nugget

when you have no words to say in a conversating bc you are speechless... you can say oof... but oof nugget is what you scream at the top of your lungs when the room is too quiet for your liking.

Do what is right interrupt the silence

OOf NUGGET !!!!!

by MaKKKKKKKKKK April 30, 2019

Commit oof

A phrase commonly used by children which means to kill ones self. Also can be said as commit LEGO step

Go commit oof

by Pandaman0316 June 9, 2020

BIG OOF

When someone says something so hot you feel wrecked

Dude, Ivy sent me a photo last night… BIG OOF

by Survivetodie May 6, 2022

Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.

Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018