Jail dummies

Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.

Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.

by GliveCo January 23, 2023

Dummy crat

One who is a dumb democrat and can’t see the right side of things. Typically guys that don’t have common sense.

Kyle is such a dummy crat!

by Johnny110 January 23, 2023

Dummy ass niggaV

Meaning is a sped boy name Zion from Savannah who can’t spell and is a wannabe Floridan

How he types- may I eat yo moma ass
He jus a dummy ass niggaV

by T up spedboy February 5, 2023

Fuck dummy

The girl a dude go back to anytime just to fuck. Most of the time the female is attached and is being led on

Alonzo- bro I ain’t got no play in months

Josh- bro just fuck Alyssa isn’t she yo fuck dummy?

by Vallays February 19, 2023

Dummy Gas

-A common prefix to the original definition "gas" to emphasize the extent of how hard something goes or how fire it is.

-Similar to adding "stupid" or "straight" before fire.

Ex. "That was straight fire" or "that was stupid fire!"

Bro 1: Aye yo bro I hooked up with Selena after our date!

Bro 2: congrats bro (daps him up) i bet that shit was gas.

Bro 1: real talk that shit was dummy gas!

by Mr.stealyourwoman April 4, 2025

Crash Dummy

a) Someone who knowingly commits dangerous or harmful acts that can result in a negative outcome

b) Same as an actual Crash Test Dummy but under different circumstances

1. Don’t be a crash dummy selling drugs on the street knowing you have kids at home.

2. Sleeping with your friend’s man just because your boyfriend flirted with her is crash dummy activities.

3. You’re a crash dummy if you try to sell someone a stolen car.

by JustThinkAboutIt May 27, 2025

Crash Dummy

A person who deliberately places themselves in unfavorable circumstances seeking approval from others. Also referred to as a Pitbull, Dumbass, or Lap dog.

Did you see David’s blew up that guys house because Marc told him to?
Yeah.. he’s a crash dummy of course he would.

by thereallllest May 11, 2024