The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .

Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.

by _________________________-____ October 2, 2012

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016

The ol pardy

When you teabag someones pet and then take a picture holding a cup of tea while still teabagging.

He just gave my dog The ol pardy the cunt

by Sullykiiid June 26, 2016

big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.

Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.

by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016

The Ol' Dragon Breath Steamroll

Verb (used with object) Dragon Breath
1. The act of kissing someone who has offensive breath

Verb (used with object) Steamroll
1. The act of rolling over an individual in bed

To say good morning, he kissed her with his dragon breath as he steamrolled over her body saying "nothing starts off your morning right like the ol' dragon breath steamroll"

by UrbanArl June 12, 2017

The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017

The ol switch grip

The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).

I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.

by Croybarn October 28, 2017