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Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.
I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.
by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018
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cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021
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Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.
Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.
by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024
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Wednesday

Reddit loves frogs
ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES HERE ARE THE FROGS
by Blazin inferno5 August 18, 2021
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wednesday sexual intercourse

woo wednesday+sexual intercourse.

this is a phrase used by maroun tarabey

it can be used while talking about toes.
person1: i like toes

person2: bro gay
person1: Shut the fuck up shit the fuck we did Wednesday sexual intercourse
by what yes February 6, 2021
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Woozy Wednesday

The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”

The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?

Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow

Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
by FortniteOpps420 July 23, 2023
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Wednesday

This is Wednesday. Today
by anonymous March 6, 2021
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