Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

The Speed Zone

When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.

“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”

by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019

gamer speed

Gamer Speed occurs when a gamer of any kind enters a bullet-time like state where their reaction time greatly increases to a massive degree or manages to think 1 or more steps ahead of the enemy

Person 1: dude I just entered gamer speed
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like

Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move

Person 3: DIRTY HACKER

by Harrybo68419 December 11, 2020

Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow

Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump

by 665565555 April 19, 2019

Gxd Speed

A really talented youtuber who just started making videos in Roblox. He is so cool and dvery kid wishes to be like him just check his YouTube and you will see how much effort he puts. I’m just a huge fan of him.

Gamer 1: Have you seen Gxd Speed’s new video?
Gamer 2: Yes MAN. It was doppeeee.

by TheUltimateAdventureMAN February 23, 2021

Speed Runner

the definition on urbandictionary where people keep on repeating the same thing

"A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big hea-"
"Dude this is the 15th time i've heard this shut up"

by y0ur_pseud0nym April 15, 2021

Speed highway

The best level in sonic adventure 1 with amazing music and high speed sections

Guy 1: what’s your favorite level in sonic adventure 1. Guy 2: speed highway what else do you think

by Random _person21 April 21, 2022