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sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.
by cutPanini March 29, 2023
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King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content
Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon
by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024
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northern atlantic pink salmon

Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.
BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)
by Blue eyed bitch May 10, 2017
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Salmon

A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.
Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.
by DillonVentures October 29, 2021
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Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!
"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
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Black Salmon

The Dankest meme page on the gram. Original memes only🗿🦀 @black_.salmon
Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever
by User_6969696968686868686868686 January 24, 2019
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