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Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
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Noted

Andrew says: haha ok noted :)
by Natbabe August 28, 2022
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I'll Put That In My Notes

The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.
"I'll put that in my notes."
by Your Sister March 7, 2015
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Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!
I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD
by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024
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Nigger note

When you finance something for a very very long time. Longer than normal. If it is 300 per month for 12 months on average, but you finance it with hardly anything down for 15 years.
The only way leroy vould afford that new moped was to nigger note it.
by C-dub73 December 21, 2022
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take note

it’s like what me and my friend are saying instead of “period” because that shit is getting old.
me: That guy is so hot

my friend: oml ik
me: i’m gonna fuck him take note
by pseudosciences only September 27, 2019
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