A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
Get the I don't make the rules; I just break 'emmug. 
Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end
by dnd eggs February 5, 2025
Get the I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALLmug. A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?
Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.
Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.
Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
Get the i don't have a phonemug. opposite of "when i have time"
by bitch1324yolo June 29, 2017
Get the when i don't have timemug. by Handle100 August 10, 2023
Get the I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstarmug. Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.
Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going tomug.