Left shoulder pain

Term used in gym community, left shoulder pain gives you an excuse for not benching your max

A How much do you bench?
B 4o5, but I can't do it right now
A why?
B I have left shoulder pain
A So how much can you do right now?
B 225

by niewiem666 December 4, 2022

Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

A National Rugby League (NRL) post-try celebration brought into public spotlight by lead DOS’er Jarome Luai of the Penrith Panthers.

The act of leaping vertically up onto your teammates, while celebrating a try, high enough that your dick rests on their shoulder.
This form of celebration has taken the NRL world by storm.

Other notable DOS’ers include Brian To’o & Reece Walsh and Jarome Luai
This celebration has also been adopted in the NRLW where FOS has seen a sharp increase in frequency

DOS failures include Aaron Woods in the 2016 State of Origin Game 3

Term coined by Marto on 104.5 Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan

After Brian To'o scored in the corner, did you see Jarome Luai run over and jump so high that there was definite Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

by RummmLord September 24, 2023

*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"

Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Shouldered

The act of using your shoulder to block an unwanted human interaction. Entire body may follow the shoulder.

“I’m a florist! Sorry you got shouldered at the wedding!”

by Emmeresident April 23, 2024

two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

by Expedition17 March 23, 2024

kept a good shoulder

to never act in a mean way, to always leave a good impression.

"My old buddy 'kept a good shoulder' with everyone"

by XMUAHXMUAH August 3, 2022

Bad Decision Shoulders

To rotate ones shoulder's, raising one after another while keeping your arms bent at the elbows whilst gravitating towards a bad decision. Most commonly used to describe someone on the path of unfaithfulness, exuding a particularly joyous excitement about the prospect that is visible in their shoulders.

Nathan gave one last sly smile to Danny, Tom and Rich before giving a vigorous episode of bad decision shoulders then turning and moving towards the ladies at the bar.

by Spoonsauce June 19, 2022