Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

mikey next door

obese

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad

by joseph mommah November 2, 2020

Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Girl Next Door

See Olivia Thirlby

Olivia Thirlby looks like the girl next door.

by TheOneNinjaWhoIsn'tAGinger June 22, 2021

Sociopath next door

Someone that seems cool and nice on the surface, but is actually a calculating machine.

The sociopath next door is always ready to play.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.

The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

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by everyone-out-there November 28, 2021