Next week

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞

Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week

by The Bat Named Bird July 30, 2021

Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 01, 2023

see you next season

Used to say goodbye.

Bye. See you next season.

by Ritacca February 16, 2023

karate kid the next step

Pretty much just the worst in the karate kid series and just overall trash

Yo did u watch the new karate kid the next step
Nah
Why
Because it's obviously shit

by Karatekidfan July 09, 2023

Next Semester

A song by the ohio boys (twenty one pilots) in which clancy gets run over by a car and turned into a pancake

lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD

Friend: what are you listening to
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car

by NicolasBourbakiIsOnMeth May 03, 2024

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023