nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself

your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}

by a male woman May 5, 2017

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he sweet and like big black niggas

nelson is gay he like niggas

by savage222222222 December 22, 2017

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Nelsoned

To assist in a game, and then lose on purpose after a winning streak.

I failed my promos i cant believe you just nelsoned me

by Banige November 12, 2019

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Nelson Tzeng ’s usually a Taiwanese boy. Nelson is such a baby, but he is someone thats so good in bed. So good that the girls will always think of him when they are sitting on a bed, sleeping on a bed or even when they are near a bed. Nelson has cute eyebrows and a huge smile what will blow you away. He’s a great swimmer with a beautiful body making everyone in the pool wet af. If u see a nelson in the wild, catch it like a pokemon. You will never regret it.

You are such a Nelson Tzeng.
Since you are a Nelson Tzeng, you must be good in bed.

by Butterflycche November 21, 2021

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Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

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Nelson

Nelson is a humble country guy with simple pleasures. He his hard working and only has time for one special woman, he is a bit of a romantic! However he has a very large penis 🍆 and he knows how to use it!!

Nelson is a very quiet achiever, he will never tell you about his gift....

At the end of a long day you may see it slow him down as he walks..

Wow, that guy had a Nelson!!

There are only two states to be inn, on a Nelson or in Queensland (Aus)

by KCW1990 June 5, 2021

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