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Negative Scott

An online man with Munchausen syndrome who does not work for a living. He sleeps too much and is never there when it is important. Everything that a Negative Scott says is subterfuge. Do not give a Negative Scott titties as he will not know what to do with them.
Bummer, you are turning into a Negative Scott!
by KudoRuKia December 6, 2023
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A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome
-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.
by Grimgold April 21, 2019
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negative mass

A form of mass that repels, not attracts.
Expressed as: -1 kg
Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?
by themastermcadochemist March 14, 2020
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Negative concord

A textbook term that explains informal, illogical uses of double negatives when the intention is to convey a single negative in a sentence. This phenomenon goes against traditional English rules and effectively contributes towards the downfall of societal intelligence.
Person 1: "I didn't do nothing".

Person 2: "Did you just say a negative concord"?
Person 1: "What's that"?
Person 2: "It's when you say a double negative when you don't intend to. You don't sound smart when you speak like that".
by BruceyWucey July 9, 2025
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nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive
Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.
by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017
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Negs

Abbreviated from 'negative' it is often used as a used to express disbelief that something took place.
Also can be used to describe an individual's banter levels.
Friend 1: I once ate 16 doughnuts in 10 seconds
Friend 2: Negs that happened mate

"Their banter is such negs"
by GibbLord July 29, 2016
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neg

by liar12789 March 31, 2021
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