national mommy day

National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.

boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy

boy 2: that’s not your mom?

boy 1: no that’s my mommy

boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh

by swagmfff October 10, 2021

National Negatus Day

National Nagatus Day is a national holiday where you have to dress in all black and be absolutely down bad for Vise Elder Vex while simultaneously being bad at your job

Or

A day for appreciating the traumatised, evil trans guys out there

Person A: What are you going for National Negatus Day

Person: can’t decide between being down bad or making an appreciation post for the traumatised evil trans guys out there!

by w3lcom3strong3stav3ng3r October 14, 2021

National Sage Day

Give your friend sage 2 dollars!

“hey sage it’s national sage day want 2 dollars”

by C____ie November 1, 2021

National cobblestone day

Created by SSundee in 2016 on episode 43 of Crundee craft.

In the introduction of the YouTube video, it is stated that the only way to celebrate national cobblestone day is to “chew on it like it was a marshmallow”

You: Hey! Would you like to join me in celebrating national cobblestone day?

Friend: Of course! I’ll bring the cobblestone cake!

by xTsLzpanda July 21, 2021

national mish day!

on this beautiful day when the sun shines brigh and the birds sing as beautiful as the real mitski. this day on july 27 is the most important and historical day in the world. the day mish was born the day the mish fan base grew and supported our loyal leader…the one and only mish. on this day we celebrate the existence of mish, our leader and our geography teacher because we literally don’t know anything ab the UK. on this day we don’t hate we only love, except if it’s it’s s*lena then we will but other from that it is just live laugh love mish forever and always!!

omggg aren’t you excited it’s national mish day!!
no way omg our leader is the best!!

by irlangel July 26, 2021

National Breakup Day

If you want to Break Up with your Partner, this day is the day. second day of August, 2.8, is the national Break Up day. So if you are searching for a perfect day to break up, this day is the day. Good Luck

Partner: Why are you breaking up with me? Why exactly now?
You: Because its national BreakUp Day

by YukiYuki8 August 2, 2021

National Kink Day

On this day, anyone with any kinks gets to go wild and be the horniest mfs out there, if you’re in a relationship or single, don’t waste a goddamn moment, and live out your wildest fantasies, kinks, fetishes or whatever you enjoy, this holiday is a day to cherish.

This day takes place December 11th, so mark your calendars

“Today is National Kink Day, time to ask my girl for some BDSM pics.”
“I can’t wait for my boyfriend to dominate me”

by You wish, bitch June 27, 2021