national maurice day

A day we celebrate Maurice and his photo shoot with trees

“what’s today and who’s that on the tree?”

“Oh it’s national maurice day and that’s maurice !!”

by ilovemaurice23 August 26, 2023

National Teo Day

National Teo Day is on 31 October and you have to go kiss and hug all your friends named Teo, Theodora, Theodor etc.

"Hey dude, what day is today?
It's 31 October, it means it's National Teo Day!"

by sabinasefalabani October 30, 2020

National Bean Day

National Bean Day Green, red, kidney, lima, or soy are just a few of the different kinds of beans recognized on National Bean Day on, April 26th.

zack: “yo chad guess what today is?”
chad: “national bean day!!!”

by ilovebeans1 April 26, 2020

national sleepover day

On april 27th its national sleepover day. Have a sleepover on discord or irl

Hey guys it's the 27th national sleepover day. wanna have a sleepover??

by Moonlightgem April 27, 2021

national trinidad day

National Trinidad Day is November 28th.

National Trinidad Day is the birthday of a fish I bought named Trinidad. He is awesome.

Them: “what’s the date today?”
You: “it’s November 28th, also known as National Trinidad Day!”
Them: “Awesome!!”

by kittyrot444 November 30, 2022

National Trollge Day

National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED

Start Tape.

DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"

O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.

O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"

DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"

O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.

O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."

As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED

DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"

The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.

O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."

End Tape.

by cringey holiday maker May 5, 2021

National Kink Day

On this day, anyone with any kinks gets to go wild and be the horniest mfs out there, if you’re in a relationship or single, don’t waste a goddamn moment, and live out your wildest fantasies, kinks, fetishes or whatever you enjoy, this holiday is a day to cherish.

This day takes place December 11th, so mark your calendars

“Today is National Kink Day, time to ask my girl for some BDSM pics.”
“I can’t wait for my boyfriend to dominate me”

by You wish, bitch June 27, 2021