by notnoah69 April 28, 2022
by Shrek man November 01, 2019
That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.
by Y'ALL FATASS KNOW IM RIGHT March 28, 2018
The sensible, yet fun one out of a group. Noah is strong leader with an assertive personality, and isn't scared to share his opinions and draw out debates. A tall, handsome, pure-hearted man. Everyone loves hanging with him, except a few other gentlemen too intimidated to let their guard down and like him. Probably very passionate about their religion/beliefs
"Whoa, I wonder if he's ever considered becoming a preacher or some influential speaker".
"Yeah, Noah is a very good speaker"
"Yeah, Noah is a very good speaker"
by b_becca02 September 10, 2019
A Pussy Nigga That Wants No Smoke He will always run and hide or tell an adult if you were to put fear in his heart he is the nigga u don't want to take if u were planning to jump somebody
Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up
Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today
Me:ok
Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today
Me:ok
Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken
by Noahpussy February 12, 2020
A Noah is when a male performs oral sex on another male, while being taken up the arse by another male, while giving hand jobs to two other males and stimulating another man's penis with his foot.
In other words, it's the act of performing as many homosexual acts as possible.
In other words, it's the act of performing as many homosexual acts as possible.
I got Noahed really hard last night
Ever had a Noah?
Wana get some of your mates over and start a Noah?
Ever had a Noah?
Wana get some of your mates over and start a Noah?
by Lewieeeeeie October 18, 2006
by jazzy10 March 02, 2017