Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.

Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.

by mr bombo February 27, 2004

nelson king

lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!

oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!

by "the chastity belt" April 9, 2003

Nelson

huge penis

hey nelson, huge penis!!!!!!

by vinnyo_0 January 7, 2021

jealous nelson

A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).

Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!

by Dooberydingelton February 16, 2021

Nelson

A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".

Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?

Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight

Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them

by SmellyTHAL February 18, 2021

Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 22, 2021

Nelson

Nelson is a humble country guy with simple pleasures. He his hard working and only has time for one special woman, he is a bit of a romantic! However he has a very large penis 🍆 and he knows how to use it!!

Nelson is a very quiet achiever, he will never tell you about his gift....

At the end of a long day you may see it slow him down as he walks..

Wow, that guy had a Nelson!!

There are only two states to be inn, on a Nelson or in Queensland (Aus)

by KCW1990 June 5, 2021