Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024

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Mustard boy

Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.

Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck

by kkpep January 6, 2024

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Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb

Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!

by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024

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Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023

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