Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023

Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.

That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.

by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023

Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.

That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.

by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023

Mustard

A guy that has a huge dick

She was sitting accross the bar and was looking me up and down and I could she wanted the MUSTARD

by Bentokovitch December 1, 2022

Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.

Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!

by Sally H. December 27, 2022

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023