Mercedes

Generally accepted as the worst class in Maplestory, followed by Mechanic and Jett.

"Dude I want to main Mercedes"
"Omegalul! Good joke!"

by Strelitzia February 8, 2019

Mercedes

A girl named Mercedes is an ugly ass bitch. Someone who is named Mercedes usually looks like a donkey or horse. A Mercedes Benz is a car that runs fast, so if u no someone named Mercedes it means they can talk a lot of shit and run there mouth fast like a car. Girls named Mercedes are a stanky ass bitch who has a fishy ass pussy.

Mercedes: Oh hi there u wanna be friends?
You: oh no thanks I don’t talk to fake thots:)

by Kasondra100008 August 16, 2019

Mercedes

Mercedes is a very gorgeous female she is bad asf she’s a little crazy but it’s okay because her fine beauty makes up for it. She is a very loyal female that would ride for you until the end. The sex is amazing and she is very spontaneous in bed her body Is so perfect. She is bold and never quite

Yooooo Mercedes your girl

Yeah bro that’s me

Dammnnn nigga you lucky

Fashooo

by Jess167 March 7, 2019

Mercedes

A bitch ass women that gave up in life, and left her kids with some fucking christians... 5 years of cancer, and for what, bitch should have gave up on the first wasting my damn time with massages. THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.... I miss you, please come back... im imploring you.

yo mom mercedes you

by lonelynigga January 3, 2019

Mercedes

Official car of the National Asshole Association.

Did you just see that douche in a Mercedes cut me off? It's like he thinks he owns the whole road!

by Queen Cynic May 25, 2016

Mercedise

An adorkable gorgeous girl you can literally do anything with and still have fun.

Mercedise came to my dad's funeral and made me laugh the whole time.

Have you met this chick? She was adorkable gorgeous and I had the most fun with her. She must've been a Mercedise

by I'm the queen bitch, bitch... December 20, 2016

mercedeez

One with a great ass but a shit personality. A solid six that fucks like nobodies business. Typically couldn't catch a joke if it was ejaculated into her mouth. Pretends to be tough but is in all honesty more like a hard candy, so sweet you will most likely die of diabetes because of her.

That Mercedeez is a real hot number until she opens her mouth for anything other than head.

by Covi84 December 21, 2016