cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.
by Angel Eyes 0321 November 24, 2008
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Big juicy melon tits

Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.

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That bird has “big juicy melon tits
by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022
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a grizzly melon

The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.
Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.
by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015
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poached melon

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.
by taterth0ts October 09, 2020
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melon eater

Slur for nigger.

When your friend Thom accidentally says a slur in Physics class.
Josh: "Anything can be said in a British accident and it can sound like an insult, you windshield."
Thom: "You melon eater"
Josh: "LOL"
by joshk0 July 26, 2022
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melon fans

a term used by women to describe a cult surrounding a fat broad
yo bro .. you see melon fans post today ??

Nah man I'm with the cro's
by CryptoCro August 04, 2020
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Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape
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Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!
by skoooping September 06, 2020
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