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melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer
by euan murray April 11, 2016
mugGet the melon sniffermug.

Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans
John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!
by Creamcheems February 4, 2021
mugGet the Melon Chopmug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
mugGet the <.0.7.9.7.0.>The Bubble-Gum-Grape-Water-Melon-Pop`;`Corn-Back Smacker<.0.7.9.7.0.>mug.

melon exchange

A melon exchange is when two pregnant women suck on each others breasts until they lose circulation and become unattached from the body. Then they are placed in a blender to be consumed by their child
"my mom wanted to abort me after she got melon exchanged"
by Rusty cabbage August 26, 2017
mugGet the melon exchangemug.

Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.
Tommy is acting rather melonous today.
by scearbin October 11, 2021
mugGet the Melonousmug.

Mr melon

A swedish little short man that speaks melonese and well… is a melon, they know a little bit of taekwondo and they are angry and aggresive PS:they have roblox troll youtuber humour
Oh no bobby its a mr melon
Shit run
by Uhhhdefinitelynotsiror December 18, 2021
mugGet the Mr melonmug.

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.
by D Conte January 13, 2008
mugGet the crack the melonmug.

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