tom mardy

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp

wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

tom mardy

Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

tom mardy

the guy that could make anyway gay with a very big pp

wow is that tom mardy. he makes me feel things

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

tom mardy

A guy you'd be lucky to get brutally bent over and fucked hard by.

I wish I was Ethan getting railed by tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

fugly marky

Fugly balding manchild.

Oh he’s sooo fugly. I know he thinks it’s cute to bleach his hair but he’s 30 and balding. He’s a bit of a fugly marky.

by ArJay41 June 5, 2025

Dra Marly

A beautiful and seductive Swedish man with a deep understanding of Irish war issues. a Dra Marly is such a beautiful man he often unintentionally scared stunning women away because they believe they have no chance with him or his compatriots.

The Dra Marly was a very nice guy, but his presence often kept the ladies away.

by Dra Marly groupie October 4, 2025

The Manic Marcy

a cocktail made of Monster (energy drink) and Vodka. A commonly used phrase in New Jersey for the cocktail. A variation of The Chatty Kathy.

The bar didn't have Red Bull so we asked for the Manic Marcy instead.

by Martine10 December 14, 2009