Marijuana

Mexican cigarette brand.

Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana?
You: Marijuana? What's that? Some kind of Mexican cigarette?

by boringwithhats October 23, 2008

Marijuana

1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.

2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.

3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.

4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."

"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?"

"Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."

by Mr. Reality July 1, 2009

Mariquiraphobia

The intense fear of ladybugs.
It is a combo of the Spanish word for lady bug and the word for fear.

Guy 1: I have Mariquiraphobia
Guy 2: What the hell is that?!
Guy 1: The fear of lady bugs
Guy 2; But those are lucky!

by xxlostsoulxlonelyheartxx March 10, 2010

marijuanna

How people jokingly call marijuana aka cannabis

pronunciation marriage u wanna

"you smokin dat marijuanna?"

by MetallicSquid September 8, 2016

Marium

Marium is a very insecure girl and hates herself which i find sad , she can be shy once you start speaking to her but once you get to know her more n she feels comfortable around you , she’ll open up to you and be her normal weird self that she’s always been. she always puts others before herself because thats just the nice caring girl she is , she’s loving , weird , forgetful and stupid but she’s everything you wont find in another girl u feel me. she’s also into that cringe shit , she adores miraculous ladybug , she’s obsessed , she also loooves reading , reading’s her passion so if you ever fuck with her whilst shes reading she’ll smack the book on your head. marium will fucking rip you apart and hurt you if you ever try robbing jayson from her cos thats her man not yours so you better not get close to jayson or else you know what she’ll do (: marium adores mcflurry and kfc but mcflurry more , mcflurry is her happiness (and jayson) , so buy her mcflurry when she’s sad or bring her jayson and she’ll be the happiest girl alive.

person 1: yo is that marium fam
person 2: yeah bruddaaa
person 1: she looks like a badman fam im rah scared styll
person 2: yeah shes known as marium mosthated around brum do dont fw her g
person 1: i rah wasnt going to anyway

by mari1 June 8, 2019

marius von hagen

also known as izumi kei or lu jinghe
he is the most handsome guy in the otome game, tears of themis
hes a very talented painter at the age of 21 (its set in 2030 so uhm) and hes rich. like hella rich
he also apparently owns ALMOST everything in stellis so thats lovely
he calls u onee-san and hes head over heels in love w rosa (mc)

marius: *makes a teasing joke / gesture*
rosa: marius von hagen !!!!!!!!

by Rosé-Marie Dupain December 23, 2021

maricruz valle aka(mari)

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari

jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!

by Jessica August 18, 2004