march 2nd

national make fun of your tall friend day

tall friend: ur so short
short friend: actually is march 2nd sasquatch

by duck 56538 March 2, 2022

March 15th

March 15th is the day when you have to suck your boyfriends cock an than switch to riding him and for the finish suck him again!

“Hey, what day is today?”
“March 15th!”
“I have to go see my boyfriend!!!”

by titanusthethe March 15, 2021

4th of March

Whatever you're doing on this day, make sure to lock your other half up otherwise bad things will happen, as shown by two awful men on a Friday night in Cameo which will never be forgotten!

What are you doing for the 4th of March babe, I hope you are not going out with the boys!

by bigbadbastian March 10, 2022

Marching band

a cult.

i love marching band

by wackbro September 9, 2018

Marching Band

A cult of sorts
A group of interesting people surrounded by "music".

Marching band was both the best and the worst decision of my life at the same time.

by Chay4 May 18, 2017

march 30

national ask ur crush out day 😍😍

guy: what day is it

girl: march 30

guy: ok then

girl: why

guy: it’s national ask your crush out day

by Skdhsjdbshdjjfd March 29, 2022

march 20

national booty call your friemds day

hey becky wanna come over and fuck?
stephanie im straight..
its march 20 tho
oh okay then im on my way

by Unicornyassss March 19, 2020