Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
Get the Maya Baruchmug. by Mr meoff February 27, 2022
Get the Maya griffinmug. Honestly the devil. She is always so annoying and rude! She’s selfish and hogs everything. She looks like a monkey and smells like one too :) she’s got a big 6 head but nothing in it, sadly. Her face is all wonky and she’s built like a door. Her hair is really dry and frizzy and always messed up! She has failed every class this semester and never helps in a group project (or in general even) her art looks like a trash bag full of rotten tomatoes and smushed bananas with a little pinch of sriracha sauce. And although after all the things I have said she is still my best friend (surprisingly) and also TBH she’s not all that bad.
Person: ugh I hate Maya even if she’s still my best friend
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
by Ariyellow February 20, 2022
Get the Mayamug. guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu
Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu
Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly
by dudelovescake July 11, 2024
Get the Mayonnaise/maya cursemug. Hazell and maya are both bestfriends. They dont trust anybody cause all they do is talk crap. They are very close and have been friends since elementary. They have alot of stuff in common but are very different at the same time. Maya is a bit emo (wee wee woo) and hazell is kinda emo too (woop wee woop ) you see how they alike but different? Thought, hazell loves her bff very much, they dont hang out as often but do text alot. But, They laugh and talk poopy whoop on call about people that pisses them off. Hazell wouldnt trade nothing for her except for a large box of sushi.
by the oinkster November 20, 2023
Get the hazell and mayamug. Maya is known as the daughter of the lost pirate at sea. Her parent was the pirate and now lives in a forbidden land
by Cool coconut June 2, 2021
Get the Mayamug. The most beautiful woman inside and out to ever walk planet earth. Everything about this woman is incredible. Everything about this woman will leave you mesmerised. Everyone loves Maya Shaw
by iheartuu March 23, 2025
Get the Maya Shawmug.