mona lisa 

A painting in the Louvre.

Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.

mona lisa by Bladebond March 5, 2007

Mona Lisa's remorse 

The feeling of a strong connection or bond between yourself and a piece of artwork.

How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.

Often art investors will refuse to sell a piece of art due to a personal attachment regardless of the profit from the sale.

Mona Lisa's remorse by Lyon tamer February 24, 2015

freaky lisa 

A girl who is willing to do anything that is sexually related

My girl is a freak dude, I gonna start calling her "freaky Lisa".

freaky lisa by Rihanna Barnett July 6, 2017

Jai’lisa

Jai’lisa is the type of person to say she don’t have a crush but has the biggest crush on one person. She likes to stay quiet and doesn’t like attention on her but get in her face and she’ll throw in hella attitude. She’s funny, beautiful, and just an amazing person to be around once you know her but she’s still got walls up, so if your close to a Jai’lisa just know you lucky😊

Jai’lisa is fire

Jai’lisa by A.T.19 December 10, 2019

Mona Lisa 

A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.

"Hey can you pack a Mona Lisa"

Mona Lisa by KosherSalt12 November 9, 2021

Mommy Lisa 

Literally the funniest person ever. If your friends give you this nickname that means your special

Mommy Lisa come here.

Mommy Lisa by Mommy Lisa January 20, 2022

Don't tell Lisa 

When something has to stay secret. Especially from your girlfriend.

- I was studying Japanese history! Apparently they always invaded other countries!
- Yeah you're right, but don't tell Lisa.

Don't tell Lisa by SultanM November 11, 2019