Mom: Lester stop interrupting, it's rude.
Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.
Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
Son: what's wrong with it? You don't have anything meaningful to say to people of our generation.
Mom: I don't like this new medicine you digest so well lately. improve your vocabulary and speak to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

this person would rather stay up all night watching tiktok or youtube than go to bed. this person gets no sleep and is addicted to their phone. if you don’t do this you are either homeschooled, left handed, or a ginger.
by daddytigger October 20, 2023

eating healthy foods late at night to make up for eating lots of other unhealthy foods throughout the day
by Taco_G_ May 25, 2016

Making a new years revolution exactly two months, one week and one day after new years. This can only happen on the ninth of March every year, no earlier and no later.
by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust
Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night
Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN
Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN
by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023
