one life to live

A soap opera that shows the life of people in the city of Llanview, PA.

A great show!

OLTL is aired @ 2 pm local time M-F

by OLTL LOVER July 15, 2004

xbox live

Idiots glitching their game to lag everyone and racist homophobic narcissistic punks who can't say two words without calling your mother's sexuality into question.

--Borrowed from Jason_B on Call of Duty 4 beta forum.

XBOX LIVE:

Person with "sample" gamertag: xxSN1P3Rxx

-Is 12 years old
-Really good at Halo 2
-Likes: glitching, your mom
-Dislikes: anyone beyond puberty, anyone who kill steals

xxSN1P3Rxx: OMG you n00b, u R teh GAYZoRZ!!!1 YuO took my kill you faggot!

Normal Person: Shut up, homo.

xxSN1P3Rxx: TahT'S wut ur MOM said!!!11!1shift!

Normal Person: Talk to me when your balls drop.

by F. Barbie September 21, 2007

xbox live

Great online service, with practically 99% uptime.
Too bad Halo 2 is the only game played on XBL at the time. Also flooded with queerbags who talk smack who are protected behind their TV screen, and who don't have the balls to speak such insults face to face.

xbox live

8 Year Old Boy who Gets his Ass Beat Everyday at School: "You fukn nucka, you suck! I'm going to kill you!"

Me:*hits mute button

by STTDWG February 24, 2007

YOU JUST DONT LIVE THAT LIFE

a cocky, flashy, goddy, lavish, bragging saying that puts you above other peoples way of living, and telling them that you dont live a broke,job-less, below average life. implying that you live a fast ,wealthy,successful, high profile life.

Yo I just came back from MIAMI beach, now iam going to Vegas to gamble some money, then iamma hit ATL to make it rain, haha yall..."you just dont live that life!"

Yo Terrel you stay cuffed up, sleep by 9 on the weekends, eating on the dollar menu, any buying stuff on clearance, dammn.."I Dont live that life!"

by tskat33 December 12, 2010

saturday night live

A great skit comedy show that started in 1975 and is on today. It was hilarious up until 2000 or so when the comedy just became dull. Alot of great actors and comedians got famous through SNL; Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jay Mohr, Billy Murray, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Tim Meadows, Will Ferrel, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and more.

Boy I remember the good ole' days staying up to watch SNL, now I can't stand the sight of Jimmy Fallon.

by Oz January 21, 2005

Xbox Live

An ingenious invention made by microsoft, ruined by hard ass 6th graders with smooth undropped balls that think they're tough swearing after every sentence.

Last week on xbox live:

12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade.

12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA

Me: *fart*

(superreymysterio619 has left the game)

by Morpheus Road January 9, 2011

xbox live

A place where you can chat with children, all of whom have slept with your mother the previous night.

xbox live kid: Nigger, I fucked your mom last night, she was gross.

Me: Considering she's been a corpse for a few years now, yeah, I suppose she would be.

by gamerguy May 24, 2013