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Jungle Juice

A hard core concoction of grain alcohol, usually Everclear, and store brand generic juice. Usually a tropical juice in particular. It can be made with koolaid, but considering this is not a generic brand, it is not exactly the real thing. Very very popular in a small town in CT, Newtown, where countless kids have vomited because they could not handle the jungle juice, including myself. It is very potent and will get you snot hanging drunk the second that it hits your blood. Kids, do me a favor. Instead of wasting away your liver, and getting drunk with a bunch of ugly whores, just smoke a j with some of your Best friends and get high.
Person 1: yeah i heard devin is bringing some homemade jungle juice! Person 2: oh shit were gonna get fucking wasted! Sad guy: yeah my girlfriend dumped me so i made a bathtub full of jungle juice, bought six boxes of hohos, and an ounce of purple dank.
by TheAllKnowingCabbage February 26, 2010
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bungle in the jungle

When a girl's stuff is so hairy, you accidentally stick it in the wrong hole because you can't see what you're doing.
She was so hairy, I had a bungle in the jungle and accidentally stuck it in her butt.
by thedanirae May 6, 2014
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welcome to the jungle

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."
Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010
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jungle johnson

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.
dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.
by Fenis Pace March 20, 2008
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jungleoflove

usually means a kid with alot of pubic hair around his penis usually penis is not visible maybe have some type of living organisms living inside the buche.
dude shave your jungleoflove.
by poon mattox. April 4, 2008
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Jungle Trap

The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.
John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"

Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"

John: "How that happen?"

Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."
by JacobCS September 23, 2009
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Jungleous

A profusion of jungle. , A Massive Jungle
this area is mighty jungleous
by Megan Thomas May 19, 2010
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