jake

when a man has a really small dick

that kids got a jake

by j schlep February 27, 2009

Jaking

Joking with someone in a sarcastic or cynical way.

Wow, i'm sorry I was only Jaking

by Mìrø June 15, 2018

jake

My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!

Oh my god, i love you Jake!

by kool365 November 30, 2017

jake

A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.

Guy 1: Oh you hear Dan isn't coming out tonight?
Guy 2: OMG he is being such a Jake.

by __I$lingw&rd__Kr3w_360N0$C0P3 May 24, 2016

jake

massive cock dude

that guy is definitely a jake.

by FatherShmeed December 26, 2020

Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019

Jake. A

he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.

if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A

by chichi doll November 1, 2013