pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

fat pinch

being caught badly

yo don go to the party it was a fat pinch

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

pinch monster

a cute nickname to call your dentist! they will TOTALLY appreciate it its a perfect name

dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"

alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!

by pinch monster apologist February 1, 2024

Pinch bubble

The result of an injury ending with a blood blister.

Ouch! That’s going to leave a pinch bubble!

The pliers caught my finger and left a pinch bubble!

How'd you get that pinch bubble?

by WLD1030 June 15, 2022

Pinch & Roll

Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.

I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!

by IHeardTheHerd May 11, 2023

Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

Push and pinch

When you need to take a fast poop, usually in a public setting.

I had coffee with dessert and had to do a push and pinch before we left.

by Furry Croc March 12, 2022