Hippo

A girl that's fat but still all the guys like her. See Tayler for more.

Hey Nathan isn't Tayler such a hippo?

by Tub of lard December 14, 2014

hippocrocosauru

Worse than a hippocrocopig!

"dude she's a proper hippocrocosaurus..."

by Commando god December 16, 2014

hippo baby

Someone who is either constipated or angry

Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby

by Dumb DJ January 27, 2016

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016

hippo cock

A guy with a extremely large fat thick girthy cock

wow that guy has a Hippo cock

by erggdfgdfg June 2, 2017

Hippocrocakangarillapotamoose

A fat ugly woman, usually in a bikini and always on a boat.

Frequently ogled by balding ginger men who are always called Gareth.

"Oh my God, Mike look at that Hippocrocakangarillapotamoose on the boat"
"Graham, stop or Gareth will get jealous@

by NotAFudgePacker July 13, 2017