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Taste Like Honey Nut Cheerios

A fine light-skinned beauty. She looks so good you can already taste her goodies. You can already tell that if you obtain the opportunity to have sexual relations with this girl she will taste exactly like Honey Nut Cheerios.
1Person: Man I'm not lying she taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
2Person: Damn.... She's that fine? Show me a pic.
1Person: Just look.
2Person: Hell muthafuckin yeah!!! She definitely taste like Honey Nut Cheerios.
1Person: I only get with bad bitches. I told you!!!!!!!
by Itsreallyhowitisthough January 10, 2013
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Honey

What you say to your wife/girlfriend when you forget their name.
Female: Hey John?

Male: Yea uhhhhh... honey?
by Jtan17 December 1, 2011
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Honeycomb

A word used to describe someone who lives near the water (usually a resort town) and preys on young women who are on vacation. The term "honeycomb" derives from the commercial for Honey-Comb Cereal involving a young blond spiky-haired boy with an abnormally large mouth and jaw line.

Although extensive research has not been done on the honeycomb phenomenon, it is believed to be a recessive gene passed on from the paternal side. There are 4 trademark physical features of a honeycomb; an abnormally prominent jawline, a very large mouth or fake and cheesy smile, a skater or overly-styled hair dew.

If you try to remember attempting to meet a girl by being a gentleman and were blatantly cockblocked by what many would call a group of dickheads you will picture honeycombs 99% of the time. They are pack hunters and use methods of flirtation that most would call douchebaggery.

There are many theories to the origin of the honeycomb none of which can be confirmed. Many believe it is a bio-weapon that alters DNA created by the Chinese to weaken American intelligence. Others believe that large-jawed aliens came to earth and mated with our females altering us genetically.

Wherever they came from they are a true nuisance and must be extinguished.
Yo look, girls playing volleyball! --ugh never mind, honeycombs got to them first.
by tyco&vessal December 30, 2010
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stupid fly honey

by Biscuit Bega December 29, 2005
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Heavy Weight Honey

That girl is thick, and definetly a Heavy Weight Honey!
by HeavyWeightHoney.com April 2, 2008
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Max Honey

(n.) A term used for anyone who acts like a bentley-drivin, hoe-pimpin, hennesey-drinkin gangster. Max Honeys are usally so tough, that if u piss them off in the slightest way, they\'ll come and pop u one. They are hella fly and always mangage to get all the sexy bitches and gots people kissing the ground they walk on. Word motha fuckaz.
\"Yo! That guy was such a Max Honey! Did u see how those fly bitches paid him all that cash!?!?!\"
by Ghetto Nizzzik April 26, 2005
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he loved his honey, but she loved money

it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".
Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2007
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