Heather

A manipulative girl who zero's out your bank account, is xenophobic, and glorifies SH.

Did you hear about heather? She used up someone's credit card on Shein.... embarrassing.

by Wowbio October 12, 2023

heatheritis

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023

Heather

Someone who is simultaneously the nicest person you know and you love to be around but also the meanest dickhead at times

Person 1: that girl over there is so charming but she's also a huge asshole

Person 2: Damn she must be a Heather

by WhiteDeath182 April 21, 2023

Heather

Sexist

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.

by i like yakos May 5, 2023

Heather

A woman who doesn't like confrontation but if you piss her off IT'S ON! She will put you in your place if you hurt anyone she loves. She loves unicorns, rainbows, and anything colorful. She will bring a smile to your face whenever you're around her and make you laugh.

I'm so glad my best friend is Heather she always helps me and makes my day!

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 11, 2023

Heather

A person you're jealous of because your crush is in love with them.

Why does my friend love that "Heather"?

by not_aro November 20, 2023

Heather

While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.

Wow. Heather is not like most Heathers. How annoying.

by anonymous November 25, 2023