Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Gossip hawk

When someone shoves there beak in everyone’s gossip

Ella: Wow Ruairi’s being a big gossip hawk again
Pat: ya he loves a bit of gossip

by Squirt_69 September 22, 2021

York Hawk

A humorous name that sounds like York Hawk when you say it fast, more convincing as a real name than Yurk Hawk

Fred: Say York Hawk but fast
Wayne: York Hawk
Fred: Haha I made you say Your Cock
Wayne: York Hawk is very small.

by X-Headows May 28, 2021

Hawked on the plop

A technique used in popular online video game Rocket League, when someone scores directly from the kickoff. Popularised by pro team Lazer Hawkz early 2021.

Adam: Oh is it in?!?
Brad: Is that in?
Doug: HAWKED ON THE PLOP!

by darbyarby August 19, 2021

mike hawk

mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock

an example

knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk

by cokehain June 16, 2023

Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.

Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.

by Jon Testing February 4, 2018

shite hawk

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them

workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is

by Garry & Scobie June 1, 2007