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Stalk Hawk

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking
A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.
by GambitKing October 6, 2015
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Hawk Hughes

Too chadly to even exist. His muscles are so MASSIVE that he could easily bench press the world. Hawk is not only a chad he is also a ladies man, women can’t stop flocking to hawk, but he’s too cool to care, he only finds the one for him. He’s not only a chad and ladies man, but he is oh so very kind. He’s so kind that he would give you $50 for your birthday like an absolute chad.
“Wait look over there
“Omg it’s hawk Hughes
by Lokiffyed November 18, 2019
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Stephen hawking

Stephen hawking is that one wheelchair guy. Oh and he's dead now
Yeah this fucker Stephen hawking. He was ok. But now he's dead. Oh well.
by Finnagen March 14, 2018
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The Stephen Hawking

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.
by localpirate November 1, 2014
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Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.
... .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / --. .- ...- . / -- . / .- / ... . -- . -. / .... .- .-- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- -- .- --.. .. -. --. .-.-.-
Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.
by anonymous November 25, 2022
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Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.
Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.
by Jon Testing February 4, 2018
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shite hawk

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them
workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is
by Garry & Scobie June 1, 2007
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