Semen Hawking

When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.

The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.

by wammywammy November 25, 2022

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022

Hawk Tsibouki

Snik vs Hawk

Hawk pou se re tsibouki (hawk tsibouki)

by AirForceNotProud21 January 7, 2022

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

York Hawk

A humorous name that sounds like York Hawk when you say it fast, more convincing as a real name than Yurk Hawk

Fred: Say York Hawk but fast
Wayne: York Hawk
Fred: Haha I made you say Your Cock
Wayne: York Hawk is very small.

by X-Headows May 28, 2021

Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.

Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.

by Jon Testing February 4, 2018

shite hawk

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them

workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is

by Garry & Scobie June 1, 2007