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Crazy Old Hag

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here
by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018
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Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
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nasty old hag

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!
by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023
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Hag

A woman that believes that her love for a gold- star gay man is requited.
"When I saw that hag staring at me in human anatomy, I knew that she had a craving for the fruit"
by averagejdb March 23, 2020
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Skag hag nag

An old wrinkly ugly toothlesss junkie whore who is annoying as fuck and keeps pestering you to do things and argues when a request has been made and has been banged out by a school bus load of men and you could stick your arm in her rank tuna vagina
Jen is such a nasty skag hag nag she is junked out on drugs and been fucked by 20 men and ugly and she things she can use her toothless gums to talk back to her boyfriend
by lolalovelace December 20, 2023
mugGet the Skag hag nagmug.

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner
Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.
by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024
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Squad Hag

One individual, one of many in a group of those skanks who yander together in groups and wear press on’s (yes...yandering.) Those trashed yucky girls who likely all have the Arby’s syndrome and one who no lesbian would ever take home.
“Hey fellow lesbo, That squad hag won’t stop trying to introduce herself to me and I can legitimately see she is ripe for Thanksgiving. Let’s gtfoh before she loses a press on.”
by Brrezie March 18, 2021
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