Houston Hotdog

When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina

Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load

by Bottle is Uncut July 4, 2022

Shrimp Hotdog

A term for saying someone has some serious Little Dick Energy for a variety of characteristics including obvious attempts to compensate for having a Micro.

"Did you see that guy's truck? It was a Ram 3500 with a 12" lift."
"Yeah, dude is a real shrimp hotdog."

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows August 19, 2022

fake hotdog

Not real hot dog. Like made of plastic and you cant eat it.

Kid: Hey! What are you going to be on halloween?
Other kid:I dont know yet
Kid:Hey! Whats that in your pocket?
Other kid: fake hotdog

by scrub says October 5, 2016

mississippi hotdog

slathering your dick in mustard and ketchup putting it between a hot dog bun and feeding it to your significant other until mayonnaise comes out

imma introduce my girlfriend to a real mississippi hotdog

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

HotDog Stand

if The Lynda Klondike were to go to an orgy

oh my god did you see Linde at the orgy last night? She was like a goddamn hotdog stand.

by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022

British Hotdog

The act of placing ones penis inside of a man/womans asshole and then tossing yourself off inside their rectum.

Hey honey, can we try a british hotdog tonight?

by L1ttle J1mmy May 1, 2018