Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?
George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
by jerafe May 31, 2019
Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.
She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"
"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022
by JeezumRice June 28, 2017
An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.
by Yejus February 07, 2016
The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 05, 2022
To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.
This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"
"No way dude that's crazy!"
"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 21, 2020
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