Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it
Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
by jerafe May 31, 2019
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Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022
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holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"
Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"
by JeezumRice June 28, 2017
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holy s***

An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.
(Newspaper report)

Teacher in soup for yelling holy s*** at students in school.
by Yejus February 07, 2016
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Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 05, 2022
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A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 21, 2020
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Holy Arse

When you look at a girls arse and you cant help but stare
Damn! she has a Holy Arse
by 3-Man July 01, 2016
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