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The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.
"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."
by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020
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holy see

As the delegation of the holy see we hardly would like to state that we are completely against abortion.
by arclogarclogarclog August 26, 2018
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The Holy List

The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks
Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009
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Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom is our lord, god and savior. He came to earth as soon as it was created, and began to create life and beings of pure light. Then he made the sun of the light, to grow the living things there. Then, Holy Tree grew up from the ground. Together they made the Holy Fish, who evolved to Holy Birb.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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The Holy Slap

The signature move of the bassists Davie504.
A move that is used to break a tie breaker or finish a opponent in a BASS battle.
A move known as The Holy Slap, THE BEST BASS MOVE PERFORMED BY THE SLAPPER "Davie504

The screen is then bathed in the Holy light for a few seconds after the move is performed.
"You leave me no choice" (Davie504) A phrase said seconds after someone is hit with The Holy Slap
by Roeclean April 20, 2020
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Holy Sex

Like saying "Holy shit" or "Holy tits" or "Holy fuck" but this one just sounds more cool and is mostly used when talking about a smoking hot babe.
Jeff: Holy shit look at that chick waking on the sidewalk

You: Holy sex she's hot
by JOVELOAD June 13, 2017
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holy family

where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass
someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob
by sup lol December 23, 2019
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