hairy turnculs

An original poster who does nothing but masterbate and post shit memes on 9gag

That guy who posted about dyslexic breasts was a real hairy turnculs

by Trust me I'm smart April 21, 2018

hairy rocks

Hairy rocks is a term used for dried semen on a mans pubic hairs, specifically the balls

Yo, I woke up this morning with hairy rocks, I think I forgot to pull out last night

by Krhamz February 19, 2017

hairy bunny

When your glass shower door is frosted and you draw a picture of Ted Cruz in it.

Uh! I just saw a hairy bunny and my boner died.

by fudge ya ted cruz June 19, 2016

hairy bonbon

hairy ball in mouth. (Please advise if I am wasting my time trying to get this hilarious term in your dictionary so I can go elsewhere.....I have hundreds of friends who believe it should be included.....if you do not provide some kind of 'unofficial' advice, I will just keep trying. Thanks.)

She got a hairy bonbon from her boyfriend.

by Flespu June 17, 2016

hairy anus

Nasty Bigfoot ape lookin ass

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD

by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018

hairy squidward

When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.

That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!

by Thcharlie January 6, 2017

Hairy Pancake

A small YouTuber that uploads YouTube content. Generally plays games, and couldn't find out what his YouTube name should be.

Hairy pancake is the best youtuber.

by Bloobyman January 8, 2017