hairy squidward

When your penis hangs over your scrotum and it looks like Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants wearing a wig.

That guy pulled down his pants and it looked like Hairy Squidward down there!!

by Thcharlie January 6, 2017

Hairy Pancake

A small YouTuber that uploads YouTube content. Generally plays games, and couldn't find out what his YouTube name should be.

Hairy pancake is the best youtuber.

by Bloobyman January 8, 2017

Hairy Mayonnaise

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.

My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.

by Johlkien January 25, 2017

Hairy queef

When a female queefs after shaving her hairy vagina and pubic hair is ejected as she queefs.

Dude, I was about to go down on Betty and she did a hairy queef all over my face!

by NastyNatalie January 26, 2017

hairy pissflap

Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps

Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge

I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.

You can flas yer teeth with that shit

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront April 9, 2020

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020