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Gypsy sucking fruitcake

Gypsy sucking fruitcake definition 1;

Old lady whom goes around stealing, lying, and telling false fortunes. (noun)

Definition 2;
JamesCG- this term is used to describe a rather irritable and insane individual.
"Stop being a gypsy sucking fruitcake, you jerk!"
by Riley Bringham August 9, 2012
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gypsy

Non-racial definition: a group of people who travel from place to place, generally causing a ruckus and fleeing the scene. Kids are often worse than the adults, very charismatic but absolute devils. Will rob you blind without hesitation. Adults get shit-faced, children will too, but off of other people's booze. Common traits are throwing pennies, paying in large bills (yes, even the kids) but never by card, and wearing flashy expensive clothes to get attention. Gypsies are unnervingly charming. Many gypsies look identical and have a lot of kids, all of which try too hard to look innocent. If in public, all will abuse staff by verbal, physical assault, and trashing the place they are visiting. (Eg: intentionally jamming coins in the bill slots in vending machines/atms, clogging toilets and sinks, leaving food everywhere, breaking bottles/glasses, spilling drinks, etc.)

If you see this group, expect trouble.
"Keep an eye on those kids, they're gypsies."

1: "Damn that chick/dude was hot, did you see their smile?"
2: "Careful, he/she's a gypsy."

A: "Hey who are all those rich people?"
B: "Gypsies."
A: "Oh shit."
by nationalgumball October 4, 2020
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gypsy

a free genie. allowed to grant herself infinite wishes no matter how stressed and anxious she is about it. because damn godma got me fucked up. -angelazrael
angela needs to gypsy everyone who works are urban dictionary. they are negrums for only adding my defintion of negrums.
by angelahamze July 2, 2023
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Mississippi Gypsy

Mississippi’s Gypsy’s a women on one side of da block and a man named Brandon on the otha side of da block, but we don’t talk about it shhh.... Mississippi Gypsy is the sweetest and has the most awesome cool personality. She spends her time hangin wid da homies and cuddling up. She is also kinda an attention whore and yells at you until you rub her noggin’ SHES really furry too. She likes to meow a lot and sit in your lap.
Person 1: Have you seen Mississippi Gypsy?

Person 2: Shes sitting on Your lap brah
by Satans Cum 69 October 11, 2020
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gypsy valentine

A one night stand with a stranger that results in an STD.
Guy 1 - How did it go last night with that girl

Guy 2 - I'm pretty sure she gave me a gypsy valentine
by John Water April 5, 2011
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gypsied

1.Being hassled by sales person in an unsuspecting environment

2.Being forcibly sold on a service or product when your intentions was not to purchase
I went to the gas station to get some gas when some hussy gypsied me on some car washing products.

I hate when I am walking through the mall only to be gypsied by the random kiosks in the middle.
by Mama busa August 16, 2011
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gypsy nip

A gypsy nip is a term used to diagnose someone who has a cursed nipple. The curse usually comes from a gypsy (hence the name) but can also be contracted from other things such as a witch
"I'm sorry sir but you have gypsy nip, you have 2 months to live"
"That is one weird looking nipple, you have some sort of gypsy nip"
by Kell dog March 5, 2017
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