green bud

More commonly known as pot, weed, or cannibus. Search one of those to find the real definition.

I only smoke the finest green bud.

by i aint no pothead October 3, 2005

[Green-Out]

To smoke too much marijuana over a long period of time, or too much in a short, quick period, and vomiting; To become completely, and utterly fucked. Everything goes spinny, you feel dizzy and tingly, and eventually yak, and pass out.

Johnny: Bro, danny just yaked, do you think he's gunna Green-Out?
Danny: Yo, slow down, i need to lie down man..
Rick: No man, you gotta stay awake.
*Danny passes out*

by Thunderpuffs October 16, 2008

Mr. Green

A cute green smiley that is a basic staple to all phpbb forum emoticons. It is green, rather than yellow, and displays a huge teethy grin, expressing a large ammount of happiness.

Reply: Jobs!

Hey guys, I just got a raise! :mrgreen: haha I like Mr. Green! lol!

by Jennnnnnnnnnn August 30, 2006

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

greener

Student of The Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington.

What do you mean you don't have grades and live in "the soup"? You must be a greener.

by a big greener August 23, 2006

green card

In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.

"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"

by XeroCint October 31, 2009

green

a slang word started in the prison, women would tell the police officers they're green. it is widely known as a derogatory term that means you're dumb as fuck.

"you greener than a motherfucker" -inmate

by mosttdope April 26, 2011