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The Long-Dong Grasshopper

When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009
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Grass Dump

A senior project that makes a mockery of the spirit of the college of engineering. More specifically, when a team takes a used dirt trailer and installs a hydraulics kit on it. Often a Sivy is assigned to do FEA on it, which is doubtful to happen even if he says it has.
Me: What's your senior project?
Rob: Grass Dump
Me: What's that?
Rob: A piece of shit
Me: Oh, so THAT was your grass dump
by Grass Dump Hater July 23, 2007
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Grass Whistle

An offensive manuever done by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and put it right in front of your ass, and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.
He really must have been pissed, because he totally gave that guy the grass whistle.
by th3_duk3 September 8, 2009
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Grasshoppered

Getting ur balls kicked in @ any sport...Especially Chess 11/27th 2010.
My buddy Bob grasshoppered me @ chess yesterday...
by petekazi November 30, 2010
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grass nigger

Referring to a Native American
That grass nigger he got out of the reservation
by Ryan mckay was here May 15, 2016
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grass

Luke: "Yo, Ben! What's grass?"
Ben: "Now that's a thing I haven't touched in a long, long time."
by LVtheFirst September 30, 2021
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penis grass

the short and curlys around the cock n' balls
I took the clippers to my penis grass and now it looks like a golf course putting green, flag and all
by TheArkAtek May 30, 2009
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