Golfing

When you're about to smash but your balls stink so you wash your balls and tee before sticking it in her hole.

Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.

by TheCuteness March 15, 2020

goth golf

Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars

Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon”

by Goth golfer September 3, 2023

golf shot

A gram of heroin. Black tar.

Missed that enrire shot golfing! I need a golf shot and a permanent nap!

by giamariec April 21, 2018

to golf ball

A violent act where you take a golf club and absolutely punt someones balls with it

"I golf balled tony he slept with me girl"

" so you used his balls as to golf ball"

"Yeah"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

Golf Course Special

A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.

Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.

by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

Golf Ball

Slang term in used throughout the Destiny community that means "Ascendant Shard" due to the item's shape that looks like a golf ball

"Bro, how many golf balls u have"
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:

by an exo that plays destiny February 25, 2023