God

God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.

OML! God is such a polite stalker!

by God_is_I March 8, 2022

God

A fictional man who people give credit to way to often.

Man I just trained for 19 years and finally won my gold metal in gymnastics, thank you god.

by littlepickleman January 2, 2021

God

A bitch ass hoe who can do whatever the fuck he wants.

God ate my fucking sandwich.

by ThisLittleMutherFakker November 15, 2018

God

A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

by sadvalem October 2, 2018

God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 6, 2016

God

G U N D H A M T A N A K A

You may call me G U N D H A M T A N A K A (God)
Remember it well...

by monoball September 21, 2020

god

it is god

it is god

by YI71 October 2, 2019