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by Cutthroat LipRipper January 13, 2020
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
Olivia Grant is the sexiest beast around. she is a fine as hell human being. her beautiful brown hair and her beautiful brown eyes. you want to date her <3
Person 1: “Woah have you seen Olivia Grant lately!?!”
Person 2: “yes! shes as gorgeous as i can remember.”
Person 2: “yes! shes as gorgeous as i can remember.”
by lowkey.ol.via February 11, 2022
Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 08, 2021
grant is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he's loyal, trustworthy, loving, and caring. he has bright green eyes, is tall with brown hair. he's super athletic and a stud at baseball. his smile lights up a room. he's one of the funniest guys you'll ever know. he has a great sense of humor and a huge heart. he knows how to treat a girl right. once you get him, don't ever let him go because he really is one in a million. the way he looks at you gives you butterflies, the way he holds you makes you never want to let go, the way he treats you makes you feel like the most special girl in the world, like his angel. he really is someone amazing.
by angel333hk January 08, 2012
A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.
Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.
The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.
The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead March 04, 2018
The Grant Chapman award is for the character in a love triangle that is obviously NOT the one for the Main Character but they helped the main character during dark or stressfull times.
Jacob deserved The Grant Chapman award after Edward and Bella got together but not after he got with their daughter.
by Elouise01 July 08, 2023