A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
by shrinelord May 2, 2019
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Touching a girl without consent; groping, touching, getting into people's face who are half his size, etc
Dude, did you see John yesterday? He totally pulled a Gabe Alvarez
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend
Yeah, not cool. Especially since she has a boyfriend
by Biggie niggie cheese May 7, 2019
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Get the Gabe mug.Gabe often likes to look at the sunset, taking artsy pictures. Thinks he is hot shit. Likes to bag the shit out of his Nissan shit bucket, but it’s only an automatic
by Scummerside September 23, 2019
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Get the Gabe mug.Gabe = that one track runner who always will be second in everything he loves doing....and everyone he loves.
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