Future Killer

n. - A person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. This person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).

1. Billy Bob: Dang Jethro, Earl is showin' everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic - aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!

Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.

2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?

Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!

by Macnanimous February 16, 2010

Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009

future fun

Future fun is the fun you are not having presently, but will have when you tell people about it.

Bill: Dude, I heard you went to Hawaii, how was it?
Bob: All i did was sightseeing. The airport lost my luggage and I spent the entire week in the clothes I went there with.
Bill: That sounds like it sucked.
Bob: Yeah, but it's future fun!

by lazyeddo April 23, 2010

future-fuck

(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot sex with you.

(v) the act of...

He took you out again? Are you dating now..?

Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.

Well, free food for you then. Kudos.

by lemonlime99 May 21, 2011

Future Music Festival

A popular Australian music festival for teenagers- who are most likely too drunk to remember which music icon they're listening to. Scallywags.

"oh those Future Music Festival teens!"

by stefc May 23, 2014

Future butterfly

Your not high now but your going to get high and be a butterfly.

Future butterfly going to spend the day higher then high-Elliott Smith

by Kiggy May 28, 2018

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023