Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.
Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017
Get the Hammerhead Shartmug. you fucking shart slurping cunt!
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
by danny mcfart April 2, 2022
Get the shart slurpermug. the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
Get the demon shartingmug. A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.
Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....
by Draksar July 22, 2022
Get the Shart Stickmug. The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.
by Monty Burns July 23, 2023
Get the Shart Patrolmug. Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.
By Brandon Toth
By Brandon Toth
by CTuggie September 30, 2015
Get the shart gardenmug. When you fart and shit except it's projectile
Branden : Just did a Super Shart
Brandens "Friends" ; No big suprise aye branden ya stinky bastard
Branden : Just did a Super Shart
Brandens "Friends" ; No big suprise aye branden ya stinky bastard
by zognar12 August 22, 2022
Get the Super Shartmug.