Bradley Flake

(n) A person who makes plans then abandons them at the last second. They then try to justify why they can’t make it with irrational excuses.

Jamie: Hey, are we still going out on the town tonight.

Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.

Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.

Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.

by Mack and titties September 28, 2017

Flake

When people decide to ditch/leave when shit starts getting real. People who do this are extremely unreliable.

She couldn't handle the truth and decided to flake.

by linkinparkfan09 September 28, 2017

flake news

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

by Danlod May 22, 2017

stripper flakes

When a stripper rubs up on you, and there's residue.

"Yo bro, them stripper flakes on your chin are straight crusty!"

by CrustyFlakes May 27, 2017

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

I couldn't care less about all that celebrity gossip. It's just flake news.

by Danlod May 31, 2017

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

And then there was a story about David Beckham's latest tatoo. Who cares? It's just a load of flake news.

by Danlod June 14, 2017

no frosted flakes

Serials scratched off

Yo I need some hammers with no frosted flakes.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017